Ed Driscoll

If You Haven't Yet Disposed Of Your Christmas Tree

Might I suggest* this space-age, John Holdren-approved approach?

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(H/T: Viral Footage.)

* Hyperbole being deployed here; the staff and management of Ed Driscoll.com, Pajamas Media.com, NASA, the Utopia Planitia Shipyards, and the descendants of Wernher von Braun, Hermann Oberth, and Gene Roddenberry assume no responsbility should you try this experiment.

Though we’d love to see the video.