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Life Imitates Kent Brockman And/Or Alfred Hitchcock

This TV news set has apparently been taken over –- "conquered," if you will –- by a master race of giant seagulls. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive newsmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the birds will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new avine overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted Blogosphere personality, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground fish hatcheries...