We Are Spirits, In The Multicultural World

Great moments in 21st century ledes:

“A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.”

“French gay soccer team snubbed by Muslim team.”

Malcolm Muggeridge, call your office!

Update: Mark Steyn squares the Möbius loop: “The gay team has accused the Muslims of homophobia. But isn’t accusing Muslims of homophobia a bit Islamophobic?”