Great moments in 21st century ledes:
“A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.”
Malcolm Muggeridge, call your office!
Update: Mark Steyn squares the Möbius loop: “The gay team has accused the Muslims of homophobia. But isn’t accusing Muslims of homophobia a bit Islamophobic?”
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