Great moments in 21st century ledes:
“A gay man tried to poison his lesbian neighbours by putting slug pellets into their curry after he was accused of kidnapping their three-legged cat.”
Malcolm Muggeridge, call your office!
Update: Mark Steyn squares the Möbius loop: “The gay team has accused the Muslims of homophobia. But isn’t accusing Muslims of homophobia a bit Islamophobic?”