Phrases You Never Thought You'd Hear In Your Lifetime

“Tim Geithner’s winky.”

(Not to be confused–except maybe by Gene Wilder–with another phrase new to the American lexicon: Extreme Sheep Art.)

Update: Via Traci Skene, “The genital area is not part of the abdomen or legs as some might assume,” And sadly, that’s not satire. Though these days, who can tell?