Say The Magic Word: Julie Andrews!

“Stimulus Bill Broke Seven Obama Promises In Record Time.”

As Peter Cook’s “George Spigott” explained to Dudley Moore’s character when he purchased his soul in Stanley Donan’s original Bedazzled, (and accept no substitutes, no matter how hot Elizabeth Hurley looks), “It’s the standard contract. Gives you seven wishes in accordance with the mystic rules of life. Seven Days of the Week, Seven Deadly Sins, Seven Seas, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers…”