The illiterate brute brandishing his cardboard “Death To All Juice” placard is unwittingly uniting previously divided factions, much to his chagrin:
In what cynics dismissed as a ploy to inject life into his flagging career, Kool-Aid man had announced his homosexuality in 1996. Getting him in the same room as the famously anti-gay Bryant would prove challenging. But Tropic-Ana was able to break the impasse.
“Anita and Kool-Aid Man understood it was time to put aside differences and fight a common enemy,” she said. “And it didn’t hurt that he left his partner Snagglepuss in New York.”
Drink in the whole thing.