Ed Driscoll

As Directed By Akira Kurosawabama

It’s official: Barack Obama is the Rashomon candidate:

  • He’s Princess Di!
  • He’s the next JFK!
  • He’s Tom Hagen!
  • He’s God!
  • He’s a Vegas Stripper!
  • In short, he’s everything and anything you want him to be. Like the undefined Senator Kerry at the start of 2004, project away, voters!

    Update: Barack to the 1960s: Hillary says Obama’s no MLK (though claims she’s LBJ), but the NYT says he could be RFK!