Ed Driscoll

Yer Blues

Allah suggests that this fellow move to L.A. and “get some sort of elaborate facial tattoo that integrates the blue into it…From freak to badass overnight.” He’s too burly to fit into their costumes, but perhaps he could become a roadie for the Blue Man Group.

Barring those suggestions, I predict nothing but blue skies ahead for him in the Libertarian Party, myself.