Ed Driscoll

If This Keeps Up, He Really Will Be Living In Allentown

Kathy Shaidle writes:

Guy who used to be married to supermodel, then looked in the mirror and said to himself, “Hell, I’m Billy Joel, I can do better” releases anti-war song called “Christmas in Fallujah”.

Here’s what Christmas in Fallujah will actually be like, as opposed to the “Christmas in Fallujah” of Billy Joel’s menopausal multi-millionaire daydreams.

Billy would have been better off if he was collecting royalties on the number of rewrites of “We Didn’t Start The Fire” appearing in YouTube videos this year.