Driven To Rebel

As Orrin Judd asks, “How ya gonna keep ’em down on the farm, once they’ve seen TV?”

A group called the League of Demanders of Women’s Right to Drive Cars in Saudi Arabia will present a petition to King Abdullah this week, asking him to “return that which has been stolen from women: the right to free movement through the use of cars, which are the means of transportation today.”

The women add: “This is a right that was enjoyed by our mothers and grandmothers in complete freedom.”

How dare these anarchic feminist radicals believe that cars are their birthright! Don’t they read Time magazine?!