Harvard's Not Gonna Like This

As Tim Blair writes, “Chicks Get Midgets“, adding that “One of the great mysteries of modern times is finally solved by an Israeli radio journalist”:

Speaking to an Arab affairs expert on the reports that Islamic Jihad is threatening to send scores of women suicide bombers to blow themselves up near IDF troops if Israel starts an operation on the ground in Gaza, she enquired what awaited such women in heaven, the equivalent of the notorious 72 virgins ready to serve the male shahids. The answer: dwarves who will serve them.

Larry Summers and Drew Gilpin Faust could not be reached for comment.