Massive Coronaries Reported Throughout Turtle Bay

“Oil-for-food kleptocrat Benon Sevan indicted in Manhattan”, writes Allahpundit, although it’s apparently largely for show, as Cyprus has no extradition treaty with the U.S. But still, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy:

Benon Sevan was the man as close to the center of the Oil-for-Food Scandal as it is possible to be