For years, scientists have pondered a crucial epistemological question: what consequences would result if the DNA of Howdy Dowdy and Charles Bronson were combined.
[Caine places sunglasses on face]
Now. We. Know.
[Cue Theme Song]
(Actually, in spite of Caruso’s Shaternosities, of all the CSI spin-offs, I actually like CSI Miami the best, if only because its cinematography manages to capture a little of the atmosphere of another crime drama that was set in that locale.)