As P.J. O'Rourke Once Wrote...

“We’re not being sexist here,” my friend insisted. “It’s not that looks matter per se. It’s just that beautiful women are always on the cutting edge of social trends. Remember how many beautiful women were in the anti-war movement twenty years ago? In the yoga classes fifteen years ago? At the discos ten years ago? On Wall Street five years ago? Where the beautiful women are is where the country is headed.”

Or as The Currency Lad writes today, “Alright brutal soldiers of the swinish Zionist entity, detain me already!”

(Guys–especially–make sure you follow his links; found via Tim Blair.)