"Time Waits For No Man. But It Hesitates Around Chuck Norris"

Daniel Rubin of the Philadelphia Inquier’s “Bling” Weblog pays homage to the mystical Church of Chuck Norris Worship.

If Charles Bronson had lived longer, or been born a decade younger, he’d probably be enjoying similar sorts of encomiums today.

Or not: There’s no equivalent Stallone-mania these days, is there?