LOOK OUT DENVER: I’m in town and ready for tonight’s shindig. (Although to be honest, I haven’t been participating in the pre-bash warm-ups as much as Steve Green has been.)
I’d like to especially thank the Jennifer Aniston-wannabe sitting next to me on the flight in for accidentally spilling her Sprite on the right cuff of my trousers and my black loafers. (Neither of which I’m wearing tonight.) She was very apologetic; my immediate reaction was an Yngwie-like “YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE F***ING FURY!!”, but it came out with more a Woody Allen-style “That’s OK, not a problem. Can happen to anybody.”
That minor hiccup aside, I’ll see whoever shows up in a few hours.