Ed Driscoll

NOT WITH A YEAAAARGH!!! BUT

NOT WITH A YEAAAARGH!!! BUT A WHIMPER: “Dean Ends Campaign, Vows to Back Nominee“.

UPDATE: Picking up the theme, James Taranto writes one of his famous bye-kus:

He raged and he screamed
Then lingered long enough to
End with a whimper

What can I say? Great minds pun alike.