'Hold Me Closer, Tiny Francer'

My eyes, ze goggles do nothing!

♫ Hold me closer, tiny Francer ♫ https://t.co/VYemgjEDbq

— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) January 16, 2015

Headline, nightmare fuel animated gif via Twitchy. As is this reminder that it could actually be worse:

Be thankful it wasn’t Biden. He would have tried to make Hollande sit on his lap.

— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) January 16, 2015