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— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) July 23, 2013

“Car Rescues: Zimmerman 1, Kennedy 0,” Geraghty tweeted in a later update.

Or as the Boston Globe’s Charles Pierce infamously wrote in 2004, “If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age.”