Eats, Shoots & Leaves to Play Golf

Your definition of the day:

Ineptocracy (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) – a system of government where the least capable to lead are elected by the least capable of producing, and where the members of society least likely to sustain themselves or succeed, are rewarded with goods and services paid for by the confiscated wealth of a diminishing number of producers.

Sure it plays well in these United 57 States of America, but it sounds even better in Austrian, or on an iPod at the English Embassy.