He's Barry Obama, And You're Not

On the very first edition of “Weekend Update” on Saturday Night Live, Chevy Chase deadpanned, “Still to come: Earthquake Claims San Diego, Four Million Die in Turkey, and Arlene Visits an Art Museum.”

This weekend, a financial earthquake claimed the world economy, 31 elite US soldiers died in a possible Taliban attack in Afghanistan — and yes, President Obama allegedly hit the links once again.

As Canada’s Michael Coren quips, “Thank goodness he is the greatest man in human history, otherwise we might be in trouble.”