> Change Spam We Need” href=”http://www.nicedoggie.net/2008/?p=2131″>Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler has the change spam we need today:
Dear Sirs,
Please do not be alarmed at the way I am contacting you, and I trust God you will see your way to assisting me.
I am Mr. Henry Paulson, and I currently serve as Secretary of Treasury in a North American country, the US of A. I am due to be receiving the sum of USD700 billion (seven hundred billions), only the money seems to be held up. I got your name from the girl who runs the computer. This is where I need your help.
As soon as you can, God willing, I will need you to give me the number of your American account where I can wire this sum. For your trouble, as part of the settlement, I will give you the sum of exactly nothing.
Please be well, and I trust in God you will assist me honestly and without delay.
Yours, truly,
Mr. Henry Paulson
USA Secretary of Treasure
Via Steve Green, who also spots a New York Times parody (yes, there is a difference, believe it or not) that hits the mark quite well.
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