He Played It Left Hand, But Made It Too Far

Like Ziggy Stardust, Mickey Kaus goes in search of the Spiders From Mars:

Top kausfiles executives have come up with a comprehensive, future-oriented business plan at their annual summer strategy session. Our new organization goal is simple: It is to beat “how many spiders does a person swallow in their sleep” in the News & Media rankings of search terms. … Harder than you might think! Pinch isn’t doing it either.

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People don’t plan to fail, they merely fail to plan for the importance of “how many spiders does a person swallow in their sleep” in their news coverage!

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