1. Bud Heavy

Whether you just finished mowing the lawn or your favorite sportsball team is losing the big game, Budweiser always hits the spot.

2. Colt 45

Why listen to me when Lando Calrissian, the real captain of the Millenium Falcon, will tell you that Colt 45 works every time?

3. Hamm’s

When you’re going for sheer volume, accept no substitutes. Hamm’ is the smoothest of all Dad Beers.

4. Olde English 800

The king of all 40s would still be at the top of the game if only they hadn’t put it in a plastic bottle. Dads don’t drink plastic beer.

5. Coors Banquet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szeka7MvnLc

Coors Banquet makes the list for the reason that it tastes so great even the biggest rookie can drink it warm.