I’m sure you all remember that it was just a couple weeks ago when the entire world seemed to be panicking that World War III was about to kick off with the drone strike on Iranian General Qasem Soleimani. Millennials were having conniption fits over rumors of a draft while stocking up on soy lattes for comfort purposes. Zoomers were mocking war on Tick Tock. It was interesting. But on a positive note, we got the memes. Enjoy a roundup of my favorites.
Warning: Language NSFW
— Robert Frank (@Robertfrank615) January 10, 2020
It was fun to watch the left discover that “two genders” means something significant in a draft situation.
— Mikey Mouse (@MikeyMicey) January 9, 2020
— bassel boudaher (@bassel48555157) January 9, 2020
— FUNKY MEMES (@memes_funky) January 9, 2020
Suddenly, women remembered that being a housewife is important.
— ♔ sahara ♔ (@sahara_emeka) January 7, 2020
— keonsay howard (@kzhoward51) January 7, 2020
It’s all in how you identify…
so i heard drafts are coming, and apparently, all genders can be drafted.
well im a Merriway BH01938 100mm (4 inch) Sink Plunger with 225mm (9 inch) Plastic Handle Diameter, White/Black so i cant really be drafted thanks🥰🥱#ww3memes
— circus.png (@jesyrn) January 14, 2020
— 🧐 (@SLAVA_STRANA541) January 9, 2020
If we have to rely on the kids to take us to war, we’re doomed.
— Memes (@memicaccount) January 7, 2020
— eleven am (@11amlol) January 8, 2020
— Sage_Mode_Sasuke64 (@yeeter64) January 9, 2020
— Mc Nugget Igor (@IgorNugget) January 7, 2020
But the good news is, WW III was the shortest war ever and there won’t be a need to draft any of the gluten-intolerant, basement-dwelling, soy-guzzling gamers. So, that’s a win.
Megan Fox is the author of “Believe Evidence; The Death of Due Process from Salome to #MeToo.” Follow on Twitter @MeganFoxWriter