BREAKING: GM Ceasing Volt Production for Five Weeks

At least.

Update: it actually took me a minute to remember that Obama said he wanted to buy one when he left office.

He’d better hurry.

Another update: It’s the media’s fault.

“GM blamed the lack of sales in January on “exaggerated” media reports and the federal government’s investigation into Volt batteries catching fire, which officially began in November and ended Jan. 21,” the Ann Arbor (Mich.) News reported.