Guess How the Obama White House Learned an Armed Convict Had Been Inches From the President?

What the H-E-Double Hockeysticks does Barack Obama do all day?

He obviously wasn’t on the ball as ISIS was rising to power. He says he learns about everything from the news, not his staff.

That’s how he learned that he’d been in potential danger because a security guard with a gun — and convictions — was with him in an elevator, unscreened by the Secret Service.

WOW @pressSec on elevator: "The WH first learned of that incident yesterday afternoon shortly before it was reported by a news organization"

— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) October 1, 2014

We know that the president watches a lot of sports. Someone needs to take his remote away for a while.