If It Only Saves One Life

Vice President Joe Biden said today that if an executive order on gun control saves only one life, then it’s worth it.

By that logic, if it only saves one life, we should ban cars.

If it only saves one life, we should ban peanuts.

If it only saves one life, we should ban building things.

If it only saves one life, we should ban sports.

If it only saves one life, we should ban fishing.

If it saves only one life, we should ban electricity. Who wants to break the news to Mother Nature?

If it only saves one life, we should ban alcoholic beverages.

If it only saves one life, we should ban hammers.

If it only saves one life, we should ban knives.

If it only saves one life, we should ban coffee tables.

If it only saves one life, we should ban travel, and mountains.

If it only saves one life, we should ban subway trains.

If it only saves one life, we should ban passenger aircraft.

If it only saves one life, we should ban water.

If it only saves one life, we should ban sleep.

If it only saves one life, we should consider banning everything but sitting around. Unfortunately, even that can kill you.