U.S. Needs a 12-Step Program for Spending

Crack cocaine is one of the most addictive substances on earth. It chemically alters part of the brain called the “reward system.” The drug traps dopamine in the synapses between nerve cells in the brain, reproducing the feelings of pleasure we get while eating or having sex — a euphoric high lasting anywhere from five to fifteen minutes. But then the drug wears off, leaving the person feeling let-down and depressed, and creating a desire to smoke more crack in order to feel good again.

Research has shown that monkeys addicted to crack will press a bar more than 12,000 times to get a single dose, and the second they get it they start pressing the bar for more. On New Year’s Day, America inhaled deeply on something far more dangerous and addictive than crack cocaine — government spending.

The House finally gave in to peer pressure Tuesday night and voted to approve a Senate “fiscal cliff” bill to be signed by America’s biggest drug dealer, Barack Obama. The deal increases taxes $41 for every $1 in spending cuts.

On November 6, 2012, a plurality of uninformed voters stumbled into the voting booths and despite the worst economy since the Depression, pressed the bar 59.8 million times in order to get another dose. The 57.1 million Americans who tried to remove the drug dealer from the neighborhood and the 13 million people (including 3 million Republicans) who voted in 2008 but closed their curtains and stayed home in 2012, watched on early Tuesday morning in stunned amazement as Senate Republicans, with pupils dilated and a light blue cloud of smoke following them, appeared nervously before the cameras and with straight faces denied smoking anything. The House — with a majority of Republicans voting against it — went along with the Senate on the deal.

The “fiscal cliff” Republicans “avoided” was the harsh terms of the Budget Control Act of 2011 which were scheduled to go into effect January 1. This included a 2% tax increase for workers as temporary payroll tax cuts expired, the end of certain business tax breaks, a rollback of the Bush tax cuts from 2001-2003, and the onset of massive tax increases that come with Obamacare. The payroll tax holiday was allowed to lapse, but the rest of the tax cuts survive — except for the top tax rate on the rich which moved up to 39.6%.

This would not have been good for the economy, but the cliff was not all bad. According to Barron’s, last year’s failure to agree on a plan to cut the budget deficit by at least $1.2 trillion over 10 years would also have automatically resulted in precisely the sort of behavioral modification treatment America needs — deep automatic spending cuts (known as “sequestration“) to over 1,000 government programs,  including the defense budget and Medicare payments to doctors. Sequestration would have substantially reduced but not eliminated the federal budget deficit (from 7.6% of GDP to 3.8%). But it would have been a step in the right direction.

Congress’ fiscal cliff deal calls for $620 billion in new taxes while coming up with only $15 billion in spending cuts. Only a crack addict will fail to admit that the real cause of our long-term deficits is government spending, not low revenue. While revenue will surpass its historical average of 18.1 percent of GDP by 2018, spending remains above its historical average of 20.2 percent and would have reached 22.1 percent by 2022, even if the $2.1 trillion in spending cuts in the Budget Control Act had occurred. But then again, addicts always deny they have a problem. Ask a Democrat. They believe we are not spending enough. After 50 years of the War on Poverty, we are further away from victory than when we started. Yet America’s addicts justify firing up the crack pipe again by reciting the worn-out anti-poverty narrative —  help the poor by spending more. Start another federal program.

America’s drug-dealer-in-chief has overseen a 50% increase in our national debt, which currently is at $15,355,838,921,022.16. This is more than the gross domestic product of the entire country and more than the GDP of China, Japan, and the UK combined. In less than four years the Obama adminstration has added $6 trillion to that number. Publicly held debt has increased by 80%. Instead of admitting its problem and checking into rehab, Congress simply keeps raising the debt ceiling. Each U.S. taxpayer now owes $111,414 — and counting. The budget deficit has now topped $1 trillion for four straight years. In a few short years we will be spending more on interest payments on the debt than on the entire defense budget.

Crack addicts will typically sell their personal possessions and steal from family or friends in order to fuel their addiction. That may explain why the federal government is stealing $150 million an hour  — 24 hours a day — from our children in order to support its habit. Americans now have more per capita debt than Greece, Portugal, Italy, Ireland, and Spain — countries on the verge of economic collapse.

Addicts typically can’t work, and rely on handouts from others. Perhaps that is why the country’s biggest pusher has told us that unemployment of 8% is the “new normal” and the average American household now receives more from the federal government than it pays in taxes. Food stamps — the street name for an addictive depressant which leads to long-term use, chronic unemployment, and a lack of drive and ambition — used to be associated only with the poor but is now the drug of choice for nearly 47 million Americans. Unemployment benefits — a stimulant which leaves users with a lack of drive and energy — were also extended once again, adding billions to the federal deficit, because millions of addicts demanded it.

We can see the tell-tale signs of an addiction that is killing America. Yet the uninformed voter continues to deny that we have a problem. “I don’t even think about it. I’m not going to have any problem with it. I do not even want it anymore.” All those are usually the excuses of an addict, but sound a lot like explanations politicians are now giving for the fiscal cliff bill. House Speaker John Boehner himself cast a rare vote in support of the bill. So did Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI), the GOP’s vice-presidential candidate last year. Ryan parted ways from Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), a potential 2016 presidential contender, who voted against the measure. House Ways and Means Committee Chairman Dave Camp (R-MI) even justified the measure as the “largest tax cut in American history.” Republicans in Congress need to accept the reality that when they compete with Democrats for the affections of the drug users, America is the big loser.

As with any addict, there is always a next time. The fiscal cliff hasn’t been avoided. It has only been brushed aside until some point in the first quarter of 2013, when the country will once again hit the “debt ceiling” and need to pass the crack pipe around. The same issue that roiled the markets in the summer of 2011 and prompted the automatic spending cuts which created the fiscal cliff in the first place will be here again shortly. And when that time comes, without a doubt, we’ll make another bad drug deal. The American voter has become the monkey in the cage pressing the bar 12,000 times.

America’s self-destruction from this addiction is very real. As America is slowly but surely transformed into a mirror image of feckless, infertile, and dependent Europe, the obvious destruction to our country seems almost intentional. Denial, enabling, and codependency are key examples of the self-destructive behavior of drug addicts. Yet under-informed American voters continue to deny there is even a problem. And when the parents join their kids in smoking crack instead of making tough decisions, all hope for recovery is lost.

After all, drug users will tell you that reality is just a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.