Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — progressively defined to include the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
With the unfortunate election and incoming brutal reign of the first Muslim Senator in American history, Abdul Al-Sayed of Michigan, what more apropos time for another edition of Hijabed! than now?
(In addition to the Abdul coup at the federal level, nearly a dozen more Somalis will occupy state-level Congressional seats next session in Ohio, Oregon, and particularly Minnesota, which is now basically a caliphate.)
On the current trajectory, barring a much-needed effective counter-revolution mounted by the natives, inshallah, the Great Western Hijabification — defined as the West’s physical and/or psychological act of donning either the literal or metaphorical symbol of submission to Allah, the hijab — will likely only accelerate.
American hijabed lady has existential meltdown on TikTok
This visibly mentally unbalanced, sassy ginger, doing the hand-waving gesturing and head-bobbing while talking in the urban tradition of nonverbal communication (she appears to be having some kind of ongoing identity crisis), explains that she doesn’t want any lip from anyone on account of her religious costume:
Well, let me tell you something. I am Irish and I am from the south, and I will wear this hijab because I wear it for Allah, not for no man, not for anybody else. I wear it for Allah. And if you have a problem with it, I don't know what to tell you. This is a peaceful religion. You need to do a little Google search instead of believing everything that you hear on the news. Okay? It doesn't matter where you're from. You can be Muslim. It does not matter where you're from. You can be Muslim. It doesn't have anything to do with where somebody's from. So you need to do a little more educational background before you go posting stupid stuff.
A White Irish woman who converted to Islam is very angry. She says: “I wear the hijab for Allah. Islam is a peaceful religion. You need to do a little Google search.” What do you think? https://t.co/KmRJ9ycbB0
— Shunya (@Shunyaa00) April 6, 2026
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A counterpoint: But baby doll, if you turn up at your local Alabama Piggly Wiggly looking like you came from a Star Wars convention, people are probably going to have a few questions.
It’s only human nature.
Unstudied hijabed lady sings Islamic gibberish in car, blasphemes against Allah
Here we see a glimpse into the future when western women actually vote in their real oppressors and everything seems great at first…you won’t be driving that car for long or have that job and will be only a baby machine. Then they’ll really have something to complain about but no outlet to do that. The “patriarchy” right now won’t look so bad anymore.
— Luka (@LukaLev) October 11, 2026
Apparently her imam hasn’t broken the sad news yet to this sweet summer child in a hijab, clearly a recent convert (or revert, as the Islamics call them), yet that women singing is haram, as the sound of a woman’s voice in song form (or any form, really) displeases Allah something fierce.
But she’ll learn.
It might take a few black eyes and a few cracks of the whip, but she’ll learn.
It’s all part of the hijabification process.
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