Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — progressively defined to include the legacy kind and transgender people — from the Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
"Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another." —H.L. Mencken
‘Five steps to matriarchy’
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Nose ring divorcee here has developed, based on her deep research into revolutionary subversion, possibly with the generous financial sponsorship of some George Soros-affiliated NGO carcinogen, five surefire steps to thwart the Patriarchy™ and install utopian matriarchy in its place:
- “Opt out” of the patriarchy by refusing to live or date men (obvious). “Heteroromantic relationships,” she argues, suck the “life force” out of women. Whereas men engage in “competition and violence and hierarchy,” women liberated from The Patriarchy™ devote their “life force” to “creating art, creating community, doing mutual aid, protesting.”
Opting out also includes, of course, not having children. - “Build parallel systems on the side”
- “Infiltrate the current power structures that exist.” She floats the radical and hitherto fantastical, unimaginable idea of having women run for political office.
Imagine that! - “Leverage technology” to destroy The Patriarchy™
- “Heal the wounds that The patriarchy™ put there by decolonizing the mind”
The high-mindedness of it all aside, to my eye, this whole pitch just screams “online grooming of young women by an aging lesbian.”
You can’t even get off your TikTok long enough to do any of these things but good luck 🫡😂 pic.twitter.com/NYH6evLf5a
— Luka (@LukaLev) September 8, 2026
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TikTok feminist: Ban men from living on campus, force them to attend class remotely
Not blinking her extremely wide-open eyes and offering her novel Final Solution to the fake on-campus rape epidemic, this charming young lady, who may or may not be on copious amounts of SSRI drugs, proposes banning men from living on campus or attending in-person class and instead forcing them to attend class remotely on a probationary basis.
And that’s if they’re allowed to attend university at all.
If any other rape hoaxes happen, she explains, “we unfortunately will have to take away university, college altogether.”
Because that wasn’t enough hyperbole, here’s the closer: “And if you disagree with this, it’s because you hate women and you don’t want to protect them…. You are literally cheering those men on and saying they are your heroes.”
Feminism. What is wrong with her eyes? pic.twitter.com/pAuN6ibJh7
— Brian Atlas (@BrianAtlas) September 29, 2026
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“Those men” this young Karen is referencing are the victims of the latest rape hoax from Cornell that has sent the #MeToo people into a tailspin.
The TL;DR on this latest hoax is that a young woman willingly got drunk and took ketamine, including snorting it off of a young man’s genitals at a frat party, willingly engaged in sex with multiple men, acknowledged that it was consensual to police, yet somehow decided long after the fact that she had been raped and needed financial compensation for her pain and suffering.
This is all in the public record; I have not embellished these facts.
Yet still, Latinx feminist icon AOC, in breathless exasperation, revises the story in the service of turning this woman into the next Juicy Smollett.
AOC claims 7 frat boys "lured a woman into a frat house, drugged, and gang raped her"
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) October 1, 2026
Turns out… NONE OF THIS HAPPENED:
> Jane willingly went to the frat house
> willingly had sex, drugs and alcohol
> told police it was 100% consensual
> 2 YEARS LATER, changes her mind pic.twitter.com/PwkfNLd3Wc
