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Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
-H.L. Mencken
Obama endorses global matriarchy
To raucous applause from the Karens in the audience come to see their diverse messiah in the flesh, former President Barack Hussein Obama recently recited the oft-invoked bit of progressive dogma that, if only women were handed the keys to the kingdom, utopia would magically and spontaneously take form:
“Even when I was president, I sometimes fantasized about if you put women in charge of every government for like two years and then just kind of saw, all right, how are things going? I have a strong belief that things would, they wouldn't be perfect, but they'd be better.”
Former President Obama on hypothetical of women in charge of every government for two years: "I have a strong belief that things would... they wouldn't be perfect, but they'd be better. I'm confident about that." pic.twitter.com/Ss4bgKRfmp
— CSPAN (@cspan) September 24, 2026
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Several problems present themselves with this theory, at first blush:
- It’s obviously not true. Women in positions of authority are often notoriously vindictive. (Source: anyone who has ever labored under the diktats of a menopausal HR lady, ever). Furthermore, the kind of pantsuit-wearing woman willing to crawl her way through the muck to the top of the political hierarchy is likely to be just as tyrannical — if not more, as she feels inherently more insecure and therefore more compelled to flex her power with potential rivals — as any man.
My grandfather, a master in the art of the troll before “trolling” had a name, used to regularly purchase copies of a book titled The Most Evil Women in History by Shelley Klein, and leave it in surreptitious places where my tender-hearted, extremely liberal feminist aunt — a huge Obama fan, by the way — would be sure to find it at some point, to her absolute horror. - Barack Obama fails here, miserably, to define what a woman is; presumably, like Ketanji Brown-Jackson and all other Democrats, he has no idea what “woman” actually means and, as a postmodernist, doesn’t subscribe to the theory that words actually have any inherent meaning at all. As I learned in Logic and Argumentation 101 in liberal arts college, one always needs to define one’s categories before making categorical statements.
- Barack Obama brutally beat out the first real viable woman (assuming that’s what she is) presidential candidate in 2008 in Her Grace Hillary Rodham Clinton. According to his own theory, by taking the place of a woman in the Oval Office, Obama made the world a worse place. Shame!
What Obama really means, of course, is that institution of globo-homo race communism, the ultimate aim of the Democrat Party and its masters, would be far easier if women were in charge worldwide.
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In any event, we may soon have our global matriarchy to run the experiment in live time, instead of Democrat politicians speculating idly about it to crowds of cheering wine ladies, if trends continue the way they are.
98% of new American jobs in August went to women
Due to a bunch of reasons — aforementioned HR tyrants who hate men, especially the white ones (literal Satan), the disproportionate growth of the medical sector that predominantly employs women, etc. — 98% of the new American jobs created in August went to women.
98 OF 100 NEW AMERICAN JOBS IN AUGUST WENT TO WOMEN
— LayoffHedge (@LayoffAI) September 5, 2026
The economy added 162,000 jobs. Women took 158,000. Men took 4,000.
Past 12 months: women +870K, men -1.5M. pic.twitter.com/GO2r1qKS5l
