Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
The revenge of the green dildo
Aside from the clearly exceptional athleticism on display, arguably the two greatest things to ever happen to the “lesbian zoo,” as Gavin McInnes once colorfully termed the WNBA, in terms of garnering media attention for itself, have been:
- The ongoing race war against Caitlin Clark
- The green dildo fiasco of yesteryear
After a year without any incident of the latter, it’s once more raining dildos.
Via Front Office Sports (emphasis added):
While the WNBA has been dealing with a new culture war this season, it seemed a 2025 problem had been addressed: fans throwing dildos on the court. That was until Thursday night.
During the third quarter of the Dream-Sparks game at Crypto.com Arena, a green dildo landed on the hardwood. The object was tossed in front of the Sparks bench as Los Angeles forward Jihyun Park was at the free-throw line…
An unidentified person from the Lakers bench threw a towel in an attempt to cover the object. Sparks center Cameron Brink then kicked the object before it was removed from the court by security…
A source familiar with the situation told Front Office Sports the individual that threw the dildo was apprehended by arena security and arrested. The individual received an indefinite ban from all WNBA, NBA, and other league-affiliated games and events.
The Sparks did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
On Friday, another incident occurred after at least three dildos were thrown on the court in Chicago during the third quarter of the Sky’s game against the Golden State Valkyries.
The three dildos were immediately removed from the court, but it’s unclear if the perpetrators were apprehended...
The two incidents come after multiple instances of sex toys being thrown on the court across the WNBA last season, including in Atlanta, Chicago, New York, Phoenix, and Los Angeles. A league spokesperson told FOS last year that it was “working closely with local and federal law enforcement to pursue all appropriate actions—including arrest and prosecution with felony charges where applicable—against anyone engaged in this conduct or otherwise involved in sponsoring this reckless and unacceptable behavior.”
The green dildo, the true WNBA superstar, makes its comeback pic.twitter.com/GAcsqQ9hEW
— Benjamin Bartee (@BenBartee) August 22, 2026
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In a shockingly homophobic rant that likely would have earned her a suspension if she were a different ethnicity, player Natasha Cloud shamed the dildo throwers for their “gay” activity.
Natasha Cloud WENT OFF on fans throwing dildos at WNBA games:
— BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) August 22, 2026
“Y’all lame as f*ck! That is the gayest thing you can do….
So, keep throwing them if you just want to keep telling us you're gay.” pic.twitter.com/TTaVeFkqiw
NBC, with no evidence, implies sexism in Karoline Leavitt departure
By all accounts, outgoing Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt is leaving her role voluntarily to spend more time with her family, on good terms with the White House, sans the “Torchbearer in Communications” DEI award participation trophy handed to her predecessor.
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Nonetheless, NBC News, which apparently keeps very close tabs on how many women serve in the administration so as to monitor whether it is meeting some arbitrary DEI quota that intersectional feminists set, can’t help but imply her voluntary resignation to spend more time with her family has something to do with The Patriarchy™.
Via NBC News (emphasis added):
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt will leave the administration at the end of the month after having served in the role since the beginning of President Donald Trump’s second term.
Trump announced Wednesday that Leavitt, 28, the youngest White House press secretary in history, is set to step down to “spend more time with her beautiful young children and family.”…
Leavitt is the fifth woman in a high-ranking position to leave the Trump administration this year, following Pam Bondi as attorney general, Kristi Noem as homeland security secretary, Lori Chavez-DeRemer as labor secretary and Tulsi Gabbard as director of national intelligence. All four have been replaced by men.
