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Adventures in The Patriarchy™: The Life Cycle of the Karen

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Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgenders — from The Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.

Karen-in-training taken to antifa protest, screams obscenities about Nazis

Here you’ve got a British Karen mother with two-tone neon hair and a tranny pin on her multicolored overalls accompanying her little Karen-in-training daughter, whom she has outfitted with a pair of goggles (for the pepper spray, presumably) and a sign that reads “F**k off Nazis!,” to an Antifa rally in support of Palestine or whatever.

Not only does the girl proudly brandish the sign, but she also screams the same sentiment into the ether with anarchic glee.

Without any sense of irony, the approving neon-hair Karen mommy laments that “hate speech breeds actions of hate.”

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34-year-old woman with multiple facial piercings takes to TikTok to demand someone explain to her ‘why men all suck so f***ing much’

Fast forward two and a half decades, and this is what is going to become of the Karen tyke above, goose-stepping on the streets fighting Nazis with her mother’s unreserved support.

Making a glaring exception to the hard-and-fast “no mansplaining” rule — under which no man is ever allowed to speak from a position of authority, as doing so is inherently an act of patriarchal oppression — this TikTok feminist with a face full of metal demands answers from men about why they suck:

Can I please have a man slowly explain to me why you all suck so f***ing much? I can honestly sit here and say as a 34-year-old woman, I have not met one g****mn good man. So please someone explain to me why the f*** that is. It can’t be f***ing coincide. I’ve never had a good male f***ing figure in my life and I’ve never had a man treat me right romantically. I’ve never even had a good male friend. So someone sit here and f***ing tell me what the f*** is wrong with y’all.

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The obvious rebuttal that you can’t find what you can’t see — or, rather, have been trained not to see — aside, there’s actually a lot more pathology here than might meet the eye at first blush.

First of all, there’s the passive-aggressiveness of the whole screed. She’s not sincerely asking for an explanation about why she can’t find a good man; it’s a condemnation wrapped in a sad violin solo, for the sake of attention and affirmation from her comrades online. She’s looking to commiserate, not discern.

Then there’s the entitlement. She has a personal issue. Instead of treating it as such, however, thanks to mass social media, it magically metastasizes into everyone’s issue. As such, as Karens always expect when they turn the personal into the social, society owes her an explanation and, by extension, a remedy.

Then there’s the delusion and total lack of self-awareness.

A modest proposal: Perhaps if you’ve literally “never met one [expletive] good man” in your entire three and a half decades on Earth, you might be the problem.

Of course, the possibility would never occur to her, because she’s been raised in the girl boss slay queen cultural milieu of the West, wherein women are, by definition, as eternal victims of The Patriarchy™, never the problem.

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