Chronicling the ongoing intersectional struggle to liberate women — inclusively defined as the legacy kind and the transgender individuals — from the Patriarchy™, one microaggression at a time.
MSNBC race hustler: Don Lemon is a fugitive slave… or whatever
The arrest of honorary anti-ICE Karen Don Lemon — a gay black man in the flesh but the truest of Karens in spirit — is, according to professional MSNBC race hustler Elie Mystal, akin to an escaped slave, pursued by a white supremacist government under the Fugitive Slave Clause.
Mystal appears on camera via Zoom with his afro pick awkwardly sticking out of the side of his head — which was already oversized due to his morbid obesity, and is only further amplified in magnitude by his aggressively ethnic hairdo — the intended effect of which is to erase any doubt that he’s a down brutha, as it were.
[The arrest of Don Lemon] is an expression of white supremacy. And so when I look for constitutional justification for these arrests, it's obviously not in the constitution. It's obviously not. Well, it's obviously not in the constitution anymore. There was something in the original constitution that would have allowed them to arrest a black journalist like Don Lemon. And that was called the Fugitive Slave Clause in Article Four of the original constitution, which allowed the government to reclaim escaped property, should that property have successfully made it to a free state.
Don Lemon is an escaped slave, says diverse MSNBC legal scholar pic.twitter.com/5iNyRDFde6
— Ben Bartee (@BenBartee) February 4, 2026
Related: WATCH: MSNBC Suggests Trump Plans to Deport African-Americans
'Recovering mean girl’ Karen encourages bullying ICE
This anti-ICE Karen and self-described “recovering mean girl” — an archetype usually associated with superior levels of physical beauty that this lady objectively isn’t blessed with, but whatever — is encouraging her followers to take up bullying as a prophylactic against ¡lITeRaL fAsCiSM!
Not only should the Karens target physical shortcomings like height or hairline, she explains — which necessarily requires ditching all of that “body positivity” that Social Justice™ Karens pretended to believe in when they were trying to make themselves feel better about being gluttonous hambeasts — but they should also dox their targets to determine whether any close family members have died recently.
Related: ‘Body Positivity’ Activist Claims ‘Obesity’ Is a Fatphobic Slur
Then, armed with such intelligence on the dead family members, they should find a way to blame them for their deaths, the psychopathy and sadism of which arguably has no parallel.
The leftists masks arent just slipping, they are in the trash and on fire.
— Cassandra MacDonald (@CassandraRules) January 29, 2026
Also, this girl was 100% bullied hard af. pic.twitter.com/CfhIb6yDUE
No farmers’ markets allowed until ICE is abolished, decrees bourgeoisie Karen
This one, who evidently has ascended to the upper socioeconomic strata of Karenhood, is very upset that social media influencers in the Los Angeles metro area marketing content to yuppies are still producing videos of themselves shopping at farmers’ markets while the dark spectre of ¡lITeRaL fAsCiSM! descends on Southern California, which she decrees is not allowed.
Also banned until ICE is defeated:
- Pilates-related content
- Coffee and pastry-related content
- Rodeo Drive-related content
A liberal white woman melts down watching people live normally instead of obsessing over the immigration raids in LA. pic.twitter.com/4i6kU0m1e1
— aka (@akafaceUS) January 30, 2026
One of the reddest of red flags when you’re dealing with psychotic women, as exhibited by this lady, is their ability to flash broad saccharine smiles while exhibiting extremely passive-aggressive behavior — a striking mismatch between the genuine emotion of rage and hatred they are conveying with their words and the fake emotion of friendliness conveyed through their fake smile that just screams “I’ll kill you in your sleep. Then, when the cops arrive, without skipping a beat, I’ll cry on cue and tell them you were trying to rape me.”
