Intelligence dossiers on the heifers’ and their comrades’ heavy-handed Social Justice™ jihad against fatphobia.
Amy Schumer: Mounjaro success story?
Chuck Schumer’s nepo-niece and alleged feminist comedian, whose act consists primarily of cringe nicknames for her intimate lady-parts and painfully crude jokes, is out on Instagram pimping Mounjaro, a common alternative to Ozempic in the same class of GLP-1 agonist drugs.
Her internet performance so impressed the Good Morning America production staff, not having any other news of import to cover such as looming World War III or whatever trivia, that ABC devoted a whole segment to celebrating her “honesty” in garnering attention for herself by advertising her drug use.
Via Fox News (emphasis added):Amy Schumer's experience with Mounjaro has been vastly different from when she tried an alternative weight-loss medication years ago.
Schumer, 43, praised the effects of Mounjaro (also known as tirzepatide) in a video clip shared on Instagram with her nearly 13 million followers.
In a previous attempt to lose weight, the comedian experienced debilitating side effects while using Ozempic for weight-loss purposes.
Assuming there’s some kind of promotion deal here, I’m not really hip to the marketing angle: Schumer looks just as portly and unbecoming as ever.
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Morbidly obese black woman scapegoats ‘muh racism’ for obesity
This Stacey Abrams doppelgänger makes the following claim with such passion and conviction that, even though it's patent BS, it almost compels the viewer to nod along, as her stunning and brave BIPOC sisters do in unison in whatever musty Sponsored By Pfizer™ studio audience this is:
We lose less weight and we lose it slower, even when we’re following the diet than [sic] our white women counterparts. It’s literally that the racism that you’re experiencing and the struggle to make ends meet actually means the diet don’t [sic] work for you the same!
Diets are racist because black women don't lose the same weight as white women when following the same diet. pic.twitter.com/rG1Cr5wrNj
— Defiant L’s (@DefiantLs) March 25, 2025
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Dem fativist gets expertly trolled, cops to Ozempic use
After noticing that Democrat influencer Olivia Julianna had dropped some weight, X user Bad Hombre did some quality trolling and floated the possibility that she was on a hunger strike “until USAID is restored.”
I’m actually down 50 pounds because I can’t afford to eat in Trump’s economy :( https://t.co/VSE808Fx5t
— Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ (@0liviajulianna) February 6, 2025
As it turns out, per the husky influencer herself, she’s actually just on Ozempic. So are, she claims, “half of the women in the Republican party in Congress.” [citation needed]
I’m glad to inform I have once again harpooned Olivia Julianna. pic.twitter.com/FBCIKItlh0
— Bad Hombre (@joma_gc) February 6, 2025
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Self-anointed high priestess of Social Justice™ decrees: ‘Body positivity’ out, ‘body liberation’ in
These people apparently suffer the delusion that if they just engineer precisely the right terminologies and A/B test them to perfection, they’ll “liberate” themselves from their self-loathing, prevailing in their crusade to force society to celebrate their poor state of health as some kind of virtue.
Imagine how much good Sarah Glinski, RD, obese dietitian, might have accomplished for herself and/or others if she had devoted as much energy as she does here in this screed to figuring out how to not weigh 200 pounds.
Via Well + Good (emphasis added):
Body positivity emerged from the fat acceptance movement of the late 1960s. This movement was focused on ending fat-shaming and discrimination based on body size. However, it wasn’t until around 2012 that the body positivity movement in its current form emerged. This movement focused on challenging unrealistic beauty standards, and the messaging shifted toward “all bodies are beautiful.”…
But is body positivity enough to combat the harm caused by diet culture?
I argue that it isn’t. While body positivity is a step in the right direction, it doesn’t address the fundamental problem that what our body looks like dictates our self-worth. And unfortunately, what started as a movement with a valuable message has been co-opted by social media influencers and advertisers.
In its current form, the body positivity movement is known for excluding people of color, disabled people, and members of the LGBTQ+ community. Just search the hashtags #bodypositivity and #bopo. You’ll be inundated with thin, white, cisgender women hunched over to create a “belly roll” with a caption about how much they “love” and “accept” their rolls. I was one of these women. I never stopped to think of how these kinds of posts would affect people who were actually fat. Because these kinds of images, while well-meaning, can make it seem like larger bodies are not welcome in the body-positive space. While it may pretend to be, today’s body positivity isn’t accessible to everyone, and that’s a problem…
Body liberation or fat liberation is defined as “the freedom from social and political systems of oppression that designate certain bodies as more worthy, healthy, and desirable than others.” It is the belief that all bodies are worthy and deserve to exist just as they are.
Body liberation promotes the view that no one can know another person’s health or abilities just by looking at them. It also goes a step further and states that someone’s body size, health status, or ability is not a measure of their value as a person.
I do have to hand it to the fat activists: They know how to fill out a webpage with thousands and thousands of words of nothingness. Many a copywriter spends years honing their filler game to less effect.
It just goes to show that everyone has a hidden talent out there, waiting to be tapped.