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Pfizer Debuts Roving Propaganda Van for Schoolchildren

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In the modern dystopia, predators in windowless vans are now sponsored by pharmaceutical corporations.

A parent might be forgiven for assuming — if they haven’t been paying attention — that when they send their children to public school, the kids will be learning how to read and do math, with just maybe a little bit of critical thinking sprinkled in.

None of that happens anymore.

Now, their kids get dystopian Pfizer propaganda vans packed with robot dog enforcers that roll up on their campuses to teach them, through “augmented” instruction, how loving and liberal the pharmaceutical industry is.

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Via Children's Health Defense (emphasis added):

Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer is crossing the country with a mobile science “escape room” — complete with a robotic dog — to provide students in rural communities with a “science-based learning experience.

In the process, students are “exposed to a multi-national company” and they get to meet Pfizer employees.

In its promotional video for the “School of Science Mobile Experience,” students in rural Sanford, North Carolina, are greeted by a Pfizer robot dog, which makes several appearances during their field trip.

Students enter the Pfizer mobile trailer for a “fantastic, interactive, escape-room-like experience,” where they work with Pfizer employees to solve a mystery about a pandemic outbreak that starts with people showing up in doctor’s offices with scaly, lizard-like skin.

As they move through the pandemic tabletop exercise, proceeding through different rooms in the trailer, the children learn different lessons. They learn about antigens in one room, about vaccine manufacturing in another, and more.

In the end, the students “successfully produced a remedy that will be distributed around the world” — reminiscent of Pfizer’s own production of the COVID-19 vaccines.

The YouTube video depicts a wonderfully diverse cast of Pfizer employees and alleged students coming together to learn about the gifts of The Science™.

The corporation is also operating a “Pfizer School of Science,” the effeminate spokesman explains, to “augment” public school teachers’ work educating the next generation of American leaders.

Via Pfizer (emphasis added):

As a company founded in New York City, we’re thrilled to invite NYC middle school students to our headquarters in Hudson Yards to learn about the life sciences and Pfizer. Registered students will participate in a half-day field trip at our office for a hands-on, science-based learning experience where they will be exposed to a multi-national company, meet colleagues, and learn about what we do. The visit will also include a 90-minute instructional course on topics like Drug Discovery, Microbiology, Immunology and more.

Somehow I doubt the educational van that Pfizer is luring America’s public schoolchildren into with shiny knickknacks will include in its curriculum how to rig clinical trials with fraud or how to bribe public health officials, how to change the definition of “vaccine” Animal Farm-style overnight to repackage mRNA therapies as something more consumer-friendly, or how to collude with corporate state media to suppress effective therapeutics like ivermectin to justify emergency use authorization.

The kids need alternative media on the internet like PJ Media to learn all about the underbelly of Pfizer’s business model — and the governing authorities would like to foreclose that leaning opportunity as well.

 

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