Anti-Semitic Stalinist Eunuchs
Whatever horrifying condition deprived Pajama Boy of his genitals, I suppose we must be thankful he can't pass it along to future generations. But the leftism represented by this genderless icon has been on full display recently — and it's as awful to look upon as the poor, sad mutilated soul in the picture above.
Take for instance, the American Studies Association's recent academic boycott of greedy, big-nosed Jews. Okay, they didn't put it that way exactly — the modern leftist anti-semite doesn't say "Jew," he says "Israel," or "Zionist." But anti-semitism is what it is both pure and simple. Whatever violation of human rights you can contrive to find in Israeli security measures, they are nothing compared to the day-to-day oppression of women (half the population, remember), non-Muslims and other humans in the surrounding Muslim countries. So why not boycott them as well?
ASA spokesman Reinhard Heydrich (Obergruppenfuhrer retired) explained the scholars' reasoning.
If there is one thing we learned from Adolf Hitler's war against the Jews it is that we must not demonize the other. And if there is one thing we learned from Edward Said's book Orientalism it is that the other is Muslim. And Muslims don't like Jews. Therefore we must wage war against the Jews.
When it was pointed out to Heydrich that Muslims are at war with every other religion and secularism as well and that it is therefore unfair to single out the Jews, Heydrich explained, "But they're Jews!"
And yes, I made those quotes up… but only because I know it's difficult for these academics to appear in public while wearing pajamas, and having no genitals.