As it turns out, as cheap whores go, Mary Landrieu is three times more expensive than first thought. But I’d still put on at least two condoms before getting into a voting booth with her name in it.
Read this classic line:
“I will correct something. It’s not $100 million, it’s $300 million, and I’m proud of it and will keep fighting for it,” Landrieu told reporters after her floor speech.
That’s our political class in action — their votes are for sale and they’re goddamn proud of it.
Hang your head in shame, America.
Have no regrets — the Left never does…
“Vodkapundit regrets the error.” What I want to know is, do the people of Louisiana?
We in Louisiana will find out the answer to that question the next time she is up for re-election. I believe, but am not sure, that it is next year. I have never voted for her but I have also been to several Townhall meetings and the mood in my part of Louisiana is not looking good for any Democrat right now except in thier base. Since we have a very large African American population this might be enough to keep her in.
When I first read this my mind just flashed to the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon 6 (Hitchhikers Guide Character). I guess I just think of Mary Landrieu as such a cartoonishly awful whore of such epic proportions that I couldn’t help myself. She should blow every member of her district as penance… errr.. except she’d probably enjoy it.
Ah, so Mary Landrieu is a $300 million dollar whore. But given the spending orgy by the Democratic Congress, that is still very cheap.
Groucho (to pretty lady at dinner): Would you sleep with me for $52 million?
Pretty lady (laughing): Of course!
Groucho (leering wildly): How about for $10?
Pretty lady: Mr. Marx, what do you take me for?
Groucho: We’ve already established what you are. Now we’re just haggling over price.
Gratz to Mary. She got $300 mil and our whores here in North Dakota did it for nothing. Damn I wish she was our Senator….not.
As I sit here impatiently waiting for this week’s “Hair of the Dog” to be posted at PJTV I am left pondering this tough question:
Pills or bottle?
Perhaps both? Shaken, not stirred?
Lester –
I hope you’ll find this week’s show is worth the wait. And while we usually keep it light & snarky, I unload on Bob Schieffer, Chuck Schumer, and Mary Landrieu.
Hell, I got so angry at the whole system they represent, I’m going to use the same bit for my Trifecta segment later in the week. Now that I think about it, we ought to record our weekly conference call (Whittle, Ott, myself) and post it as a podcast. Some of our best material never makes it on the air.
I think I smell a new republican senator from the Great State of Louisiana in 2010!
This Obomonation of a demon-rat is living on borrowed time. Her best hope? Do what Lieberman did in Connecticut! Say “Fuck-it” and go independant and vote for what her voters want…not her party.
Should she side with the OBAMAnation in the White House and stay with voting for “health reform” (read: Government destruction of 1/7th of our economy NOT including all the health insurance company people who will be out of work)…then she is dead and in the ash-pile of history.
I think I smell a new republican senator from the Great State of Louisiana in 2010!
This Obomonation of a demon-rat is living on borrowed time. Her best hope? Do what Lieberman did in Connecticut! Say “Fuck-it” and go independant and vote for what her voters want…not her party.
Should she side with the OBAMAnation in the White House and stay with voting for “health reform” (read: Government destruction of 1/7th of our economy NOT including all the health insurance company people who will be out of work)…then she is dead and in the ash-pile of history.