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Shorter Newsweek

May 19, 2009 - 4:54 pm - by Stephen Green

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If there were a market for an opinion journal that could sell in excess of a million copies, it would have revealed itself before this.” That’s John Podhoretz, writing in Commentary. I’d tell you to read the whole thing and all that, but what more really needs to be said?

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6 Comments, 6 Threads

  1. 1. jaymaster

    It worked for the Enquirer. Last I heard, they’re back above a million circ.

    And, you know, it’s all “opinion”.

  2. 2. bgates

    jaymaster, that’s a great idea. “Sarah Palin’s Pet Yeti Ate My Baby”, read all about it in the new Newsweek. Their readers are gullible enough to swallow it.

  3. Meh. Those are the (approximate) words that every successful entrepreneur hears fucking endlessly right up until they get rich.

    The real problem is that a bunch of tired, brain-dead Progressives are running Newsweek, and if they had a real entrepreneur in their midst they’d burn them at the stake (and then purchase the offsetting carbon credits, of course).

  4. 4. McGehee

    The reason opinion doesn’t sell well anymore is that the old “like assholes” joke has become so uncomfortably close to absolutely true that it’s no longer a joke.

    Since the rise of the New Media™ extended the field of punditry to anyone with a modem and an opinion, the result is that we can’t walk the Information Superhighway without stepping in random opinions left by anonymous fellow travelers whose main qualification for producing one is that they have the requisite orifice from which to extrude it. And so we complete our perambulations, return home, and have to spend several minutes on the porch scraping other people’s opinions off the bottoms of our shoes before we go inside.

    How odd that a commodity that should have precisely the value of a flake of dandruff, should be the subject of so much contention.

  5. 5. rbj

    You know, if they just changed the name to DNC Talkingpoints Week they’d probably sell better, just for the Right to see what the Left wants to blather about.

  6. 6. McGehee

    Hey, who deprecated the blockquote tag in my previous comment!?