Edward Snowden Joins Twitter and Neil deGrasse Tyson is a Drooling Fan

To the delight of libertarians everywhere and perhaps the most bone-headed astrophysicist ever, traitor or whistleblower (depends on your political preference and, oh, your level of HEY MAYBE DON’T DO SOMETHING TO THE U.S THAT ONLY THE RUSSIANS LIKE) Edward Snowden tore himself away from what I’m sure is a never ending supply of vodka to join Twitter.

Can you hear me now?

— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) September 29, 2015

Let this welcome tweet from Neil deGrasse Tyson be your guide if you ever find yourself drunk enough to take him seriously (I’m willing to start a crowdfunding page to raise the money to help him join his “patriot” friend in Russia):

Ed @Snowden, after discussing everything from Chemistry to the Constitution on #StarTalk, you’re a patriot to me. Stay safe.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) September 29, 2015