Photo Caption Contest Winner: Benghazi Flashback – ‘What Difference Does It Make?’
May 14, 2013 - 9:40 am
Thanks to all who entered our latest and very successful, Photo Caption Contest.
It appears that most entries fell into three distinct categories.
1. Making fun of Hillary’s 2016 run for the White House.
2. Making fun of both Clinton’s past statements.
3. Comments on Hillary’s looks or age.
I fully expect this topic trifecta to be further exploited as 2016 approaches. (However, we must be sensitive writing about Hillary’s looks and age because I too am a middle-aged woman, as are your wives or mothers.)
Due to the fact that there were so many clever entries, choosing a winner(s) was exceptionally difficult. But here goes…..
The Grand Prize of priceless PR is awarded to one of our “Caption Kings,” Chris Henderson with this stinging Tazer-like entry:
“Islamists did not have terrorist relations with that Consulate!”
Note: Official Announcement Alert
Since Chris Henderson has won this Grand Prize, along with numerous recent contest wins, means that he has officially dethroned cfbleachers as the reining Caption King of Kings. (Oh no, did I just start a vicious Caption King war?) Please remember that cfbleachers is STILL a royal Caption King along with RockThisTown, but King Henderson’s throne is positioned just a tad higher at this moment.
Here are King Henderson’s Honorable Mention captions:
“It depends on what the meaning of the word ‘difference’ is!”
“It’s not like it was sniper fire in Bosnia or anything!”
“How dare Ambassador Stevens die at the hands of peaceful Islamic non-terrorists and disrupt my megalomaniacal presidential plans!”
Hillary orders the media to Stand Down on their reporting of Benghazi.
Close on Henderson’s tail were these two entries from cfbleachers: (Who I sense is now planning a clever, but forceful verbal assault against me and King Henderson.)
What does Hillary wear to a Congressional tantrum? Depends.
A scene from Shaming of the True.
RockThisTown deserves some kudos for these Honorable Mentions:
It Takes a Villain. (This was my husband’s favorite caption and now he repeats it every time he sees Hillary on TV.)
“I should be getting a facelift in preparation for 2016 instead of wasting my time here with you!”
“Can’t you see I’m having a bad hair day!”
Now for the rest of the Honorable Mentions.
DON’T YOU GET IT? MY FUTURE IS ON THE LINE HERE?
PRETEND IT DOESN’T MAKE A DIFFERENCE, DAMMIT!
This doesn’t matter, It’s my turn, I’m supposed to be President!
Two from CrankyYankee:
“I’ve baked this story for 7 months, and you will eat and like it!”
“I Can’t Handle The Truth!”
“This is about me and my career and I’m not letting four dead guys screw it up!”
It depends on what the meaning of “it” is!
Thanks again to all who entered and see you next time a photo is worthy of a Tatler Photo Caption Contest!
And remember, “Fighting is encouraged in the royal court of the Caption Kings.”