Senate Foreign Relations Committee Chairman John Kerry (D-Mass.), done with playing Mitt Romney in debate prep, said on CNN this morning that the Republican base should be “outraged” with the former Massachusetts governor’s performance last night.
In doing so, Kerry tried to revive the “etch-a-sketch” meme.
“Honestly I was stunned by a candidate who came and shifted almost all his positions, and he’s hiding his positions. I mean, his real positions have been the ones you’ve been hearing for months,” he said. “Criticizing the President on Iran, last night he agreed with him. Criticizing the President on Syria, well, he had a few nibbles but basically said how complicated it was, he agreed with him. Libya, wound up agreeing with him. Afghanistan, actually changed his position last night from saying that he didn’t think we should set a date and get out, last night he set a firm date.”
“He’s been running for president for seven years,” Kerry continued. “He has either been lying to the base, the Republican base, ought to be outraged today because the man who’s been running to win the nomination was taking a whole bunch of different positions.”
Kerry also went on a tear against his debate-prep double on Twitter during the debate last night.
“I think POTUS just sank Romney’s battleship,” the chairman tweeted.
Followed by, “Mitt apparently had no binders on foreign policy.”
And, complete with a still from the 1973 movie: “wasn’t joking when I said I’d need exorcism post-debate tonight after months playing Mitt Romney”
As of a couple of hours ago, though, Kerry had calmed down from the experience enough to tweet a photo of himself at a Dunkin Donuts in Boca Raton:
You’d think that the Chair of the Foreign Relations Committee and star of the President’s debate prep team would be smarter than this. John Kerry has just confessed that he did not bother to find out what Mitt Romney has been saying, but settled for what hostile Democrats have been saying he’s been saying.
Debating a straw man is lousy preparation for the real thing.
“You’d think that the Chair of the Foreign Relations Committee and star of the President’s debate prep team would be smarter than this.”
Then you remember the person you’re talking about is John “Reporting for Doody” Kerry.
Sure, he looks like an intellectual powerhouse compared to Joe Biden. But so does a lump of cheese.
Valerie, we don’t call him Lurch for no reason, you know.
Guess what Lurch. The Republican based in outraged. At you! And your whole damned party.
Kerry: Republican Base ‘Ought to be Outraged’ at Romney
Really, John? And I suppose the Democrat base should be thrilled with Obama, especially after his first dismal debate performance. Go away and start paying attention to the Heinz ketchup counterfeiters, else your gourmet meal ticket could be gone.
Wow, he was sitting across the table from Obama at a Dunkin Donuts in Boca Raton this morning? I would have thought the president would be out campaigning.
Bridget, this is a bit rich coming from the Anna Nicole Smith of the Senate.
Just like Kerry’s Winter Soldier testimony, his Swift Boat memories and his platform when he stumbled his way to an epic loss in HIS run for President…Kerry has a Donut version of the truth. His story always has a hole in it.
The facts which are seared… seared in his memory often bear little resemblance to…well,…the truth.
Which makes him fit to a)marry into an heiress’ fortune; be a leftist Democrat; or get a job in the media.
“Playing” a Republican or other non-lying leftist is about as close as this traitor will ever come to being an American patriot.
No leftist can lead this country without be both a liar and a traitor. Kerry and Obama deserve each other. WE don’t deserve either of them.
I’m guessing Kerry’s pissed off because he prepped Obama to come out as Yosemite Sam; “Yeeeooooouuuuuu VARMINT! DANG yore hide! Ah’m a-comin’ t’git yeeoouu, an’ Ah’m a-gonna tear yore ears off cuz yore math don’t add up!”
Romney…was Bugs Bunny. He kept turning the hollow log so that Yosemite Sam Obama would run out the wrong end, over the cliff. Suddenly—repeatedly—Yosemite Sam Obama looked down and saw there was nothing underneath him, and plummeted.
Romney was Bugs Bunny. Obama was Yosemite Sam. The cliff was Obama’s economy.
Or, Obama is Wile E. Coyote (self-identified genius) to Romney’s Roadrunner.
Either way, the results are the same.
Kerry would be Daffy Duck.
Talk about projection.
He’s mad Republicans don’t behave like Democrats!
Wait just a minute.
He went to a Dunkin Donuts.
What is with with the dems and Dunkin Donuts?
Last week, Joe Biden bought like a ton of donuts as well.
Is Dunkin Donuts like the honorary Democrat food chain?
Can’t stand Dunkin Donuts. They are just God-awful! Krispy Kremes rule! Kerry is a PUTZ. And a liar. And a traitor. And an idiot. AND he has been in office TOO DAMN LONG!
Getting back to donuts….I was raised on Krispy Kreme donuts. People tell me that KKs are too sweet. How can a donut be TOO SWEET? A donut is fried dough that you dip in sugar. Two or three dozen to start the day off along with about a gallon of good coffee after eating breakfast and I’m good until dinner. (that’s lunch for you folks that think that you eat dinner at night) Don’t need more than a few cheeseburgers, an order of fries and either a super-large soda or a large shake to get me by until supper. (that’s the meal that you eat after you work all day) A dessert of a dozen or so Krispy Kremes with a bowl of ice cream and coffee, and I’m ready to watch TV for a couple of hours until beddy-bye time.
I don’t recommend this as a daily routine, but with some small variations, it’ll do for a start.
Kerry is scum and has been his entire public life.