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Can Money Become Medicine?

Should patients be bribed to take their pills?

Theodore Dalrymple


November 5, 2013 - 5:30 pm


Not long after I suggested satirically that money might be the cure for the terrible disease of burglary, experiments were performed to bribe drug addicts into remaining abstinent. I had suggested that money was a genuine pharmacological treatment of burglary because there would be a dose-response relationship (the larger the dose of money given to burglars, the greater and longer-lasting their law-abidingness) and that, as with most drugs, there would be treatment failures. Some burglars are more interested in the excitement of burglary than in its material rewards; money would have little or no effect on them.

It turns out that money as a drug is a bit like aspirin: it can be used for many illnesses. The fat have been bribed to lose weight; the drunk to stop drinking; the diabetic to take their pills and stop eating sugar; the smokers to stop smoking; and the indolent to start taking exercise. It’s enough to make you wonder whether there is anything that can’t be cured by money. The latest disease to yield to money’s curative, or at least alleviatory, properties is schizophrenia.

Medication can improve this condition but unfortunately patients often do not take it for long and then relapse. This is partly because they do not accept in the first place that they are ill and partly because the medicine they are supposed to take has many, and sometimes very disagreeable, side effects.

To counter the propensity of schizophrenic patients not to take their medicine, long-acting injectable forms were developed; but it is easy for schizophrenics not to accept them either. Researchers in England and Switzerland wondered whether, if patients were bribed to take the injections, they would do so with greater regularity. Their trial was a small one, involving only 131 patients, divided into those who were offered a bribe (in the paper, published recently in the British Medical Journal, it is more delicately called a financial incentive) and those who were not. The bribe was not large, $22 per monthly injection; but it must be remembered that most of the patients were probably unemployed and living in relative poverty. There are still people in our society to whom $264 a year would be well worth having.shutterstock_136947710

The rate of compliance with treatment of those who were bribed increased from 69 percent to 85 percent, while that of the control group, who received no bribe, remained almost the same. Between five and six times as many patients in the bribed group took all their injections as in the control group.

What the paper did not notice was that, for those bribed patients who did not take all their injections, the bribe made practically no difference in the number of injections they took. In other words, 18 of 75 patients changed their behaviour considerably as a consequence of the bribes but 57 did not. This probably means that the dose of money will have to be upped if better results are wanted. I suppose this should surprise no one. The mad are different from us, but not that different.

The trial was too small to detect whether bribes at this dose affect the rate of hospitalization favorably. Patients who received bribes, however, had “more favorable subjective quality of life ratings.” Whether this was because their schizophrenia was kept under better control, or because they could buy more of what they wanted (cannabis, for example), the paper does not allow us to say.

If a drug company pays a doctor to prescribe a drug, it is a bribe. If a doctor pays a patient to take it, it is a financial incentive. A rose by any other name would not smell as sweet.


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Theodore Dalrymple, a physician, is a contributing editor of City Journal and the Dietrich Weismann Fellow at the Manhattan Institute. His new book is Second Opinion: A Doctor's Notes from the Inner City.

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Still, it's probably cheaper than a lobotomy.

But not nearly as much fun for the psychiatrists. They don't get to play surgeon.
49 weeks ago
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For my bribe I'd like Theodore Dalrymple to autograph some books.
50 weeks ago
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When I was in the Service we got paid twice a month. There were two blood banks in town. The blood banks said you could only donate blood once a month. So, you got paid one week, sold blood to one blood bank the second week, got paid the third week and sold blood to the other blood bank the fourth week. The blood banks never had a shortage of blood and we had a little extra spending money between paydays. Worked out pretty good for all involved except for occasionally having someone pass out from being a bit short on blood.
50 weeks ago
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Nowadays they drum you out of the Army for being fat. I don't see many fat Soldiers anymore.
46 weeks ago
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Should patients be bribed to take their pills?
No. Bribe them to off themselves to clear the gene pool.
50 weeks ago
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But then the psychiatrists and their minions would have nothing to do.

Should we 'off them' too?

(read a book on genetics and schizophrenia. You might be surprised at how little you know.)
50 weeks ago
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Or just read a book. Any book.
50 weeks ago
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Whose money are we using here??
50 weeks ago
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I'm pretty sure that the good doctor's life style is funded mostly by the British taxpayer.
50 weeks ago
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'The mad are different from *us*, but not that different.'

Are you speaking on behalf of psychiatrists everywhere here?
51 weeks ago
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