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5 Cool Things About Escape Plan

Still badass: Schwarzenneger and Stallone are back.

John Boot


October 18, 2013 - 9:00 am
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With its dinosaur stars Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger, the new action thriller Escape Plan looks like a standard semi-trashy ’80s throwback flick. Guess what? It is. But guess what again? It’s actually pretty good. Here are five reasons why.

1) A cool concept.

Stallone plays Ray Breslin, a master breakout artist who, along with his partner (Vincent D’Onofrio), runs a profitable business that sends him, incognito, into a series of prisons that he then promptly busts out of. The idea is to expose the flaws in the prisons’ security plans and earn the partners nice consulting fees.

That idea yields a fun prologue in which Ray, who appears to be an ordinary inmate, gets in a prison-yard fight, is sent to solitary confinement and yet devises a way out by using the full range of MacGyver-tastic tricks. Did you know the film from inside the wax coating of a half-pint of chocolate milk can be used to obtain the secret security code of a maximum-security cell? I didn’t either, and maybe it can’t, but the details of Ray’s breakout are plausible enough for an action movie.

I especially loved the way he makes a sextant out of a pair of eyeglasses.

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Badass? please. I want to see this film as much as I want to see the Stones in concert.

Their last two films bombed. This won't do much better.

Plastic surgery doesn't make a pensioner an action star.
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Arnold wants to run for President. I wonder if Stallone would be satisfied with V-P.
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Im sorry, it's sad watching these old geezers as action heros.

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" I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."

"Fill your hands, you son of a b***".

The very best old geezer action hero EVER. And he won an Academy Award for it. Not sad at all.
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