VIDEO: Disney’s Re-education of Princess Leia
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November 6, 2012 - 1:00 pm
Now that Disney owns Star Wars, clearly Princess Leia needs a little “re-education.” Lucky for her, the others willingly teach her the Disney Way.
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I guess box office matters. I dun recall Dejah Thoris getting this kinda welcome. =’[.]‘=
Looking forward to 12 yr. old Leia and those 2 dumb—- robots leading a local rebellion with a giant machete and kung-fu and 12 yr old Luke winning a Penelope Pitstop-type race against an Addams Family clan and maybe an infestation of zombies forced out of the desert by werewolves.
And in a fine Disney tradition you’ll have underwater talking & singing fish and the cutest bunch of butterflies you’ll ever see.
Of course the evil characters will be made uber-obvious by wearing ridiculous makeup and speaking in high-pitched voices.
Re: evil characters.
This will differentiate them from original Star Wars, how?
I mean, the first time I saw the Emperor, I thought — what’s the (ugly, transformed) Queen from Sleeping Beauty doing in this movie?