September 6, 2011 - 2:19 pm
No wonder she was cast as Evita Peron and is releasing a film about Wallis Simpson:
I didn’t know it was possible to detest a flower. Sure, you can prefer one over another, but to loathe a flower? When a reporter at the Venice Film Festival brought an offering of hydrangeas to Madonna during a press interview, she accepted them graciously enough, but then passive-aggressively rolled her eyes and announced how much she loathes hydrangeas. Obviously, the reporter was unaware, as were we. Thank god we know now. We, the adoring public, promise never to present Madonna with hydrangeas ever, ever again.
As Bill Murray said in Ghostbusters, important safety tip; thanks Egon.
How frivolous an existence do you have to lead to “absolutely loathe” hydrangeas? I don’t even absolutely loathe Madonna, although she IS a goofy pretentious cow.
No, what’s even worse is expecting the world to know that about you.
Obviously this calls for a grassroots effort to inundate Madonna with hydrangeas. Remember the broccoli dump at the WH during Bush I?
Well, Hydrangeas can stink cloyingly sweet at times, and silly teenagers steal them in order to smoke them (no joke, don’t try this @home, it’s laced with cyanide).
They also are poisonous to cats and quite ugly in general and worst of all, they are invasive pests in forests.
So for once in her life, Madonna has good taste!
;-D
Wow, I didn’t know Madge could be so snooty. Saw a funny parody of her snobbish remarks at the Venice Film Festival, by the way. http://youtu.be/RhyJhJYBTlY