I Can't Say With Certitude

When asked whether or nor the infamous Twitter pic showing a closeup of a man’s private parts in distinctive underwear was a photograph of him, Congressman Anthony Weiner replied,

“I can’t say with certitude.“

Seriously, dude?

The guy must have quite a selection of racy self-portraits to be unsure if this particular image was one of his.

We got to wondering: What other photographs could Rep. Weiner “not say with certitude” were a picture of him?

“Congressman Weiner, is this a picture of you?”
“I can’t say with certitude.”

“Congressman Weiner, is this a picture of you?”
“I can’t say with certitude.”

“Congressman Weiner, is this a picture of you?”
“I can’t say with certitude.”

“Congressman Weiner, is this a picture of you?”
“I can’t say with certitude.”

“Congressman Weiner, is this a picture of you?”
“I can’t say with certitude.”


“Congressman Weiner, is this a picture of you?”
“I can’t say with certitude.”

“Congressman Weiner, is this a picture of you?”
“I can’t say with certitude.”

“Congressman Weiner, is this a picture of you?”
“I can’t say with certitude.”