"Five O'Clock Somewhere" starts one hour late today to give everyone time to ditch their eclipse glasses and let their eyes readjust to normal light so that nobody will miss a single moment of the Two Stephens smiling faces.
That isn't the reason at all, of course, but since I can't remember the real reason we're starting late, this will have to do.
See you then — can't wait!
P.S. If you aren't already a VIP Gold supporter, what are you waiting for?
