Thought(s) for the Day

Be proud of who you are! Unless you're white. Or male. And if you're both then please just die. #p2

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 9, 2015

Or maybe this.

If @RandyNewman tried to record "Short People" today, he'd be crucified. But he'd get a Grammy for a non-satirical "White People."

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 10, 2015

Or this.

Man, @realDonaldTrump is solid gold class, like a Solid Gold Dancer studded with classy gems by a solid gold Bedazzler.

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 10, 2015

There might have been cocktails last night.